During church service this 16 year old pastor's daughter stood up and said "Praise the Lord". Everybody shouted "Halleluyah". She continued since my tender age of 13, I've been experiencing monthly period with so much pain but now after a series of Bible studies and prayers with Brother Prince our Sunday school teacher in his house; my monthly periods have ceased for more than 3 months now, no more painful menstruation. You can see I am even getting fatter and prettier. "Praise the Lord". The whole church fainted.
A girl went to see a pastor for counseling and she was asked what happened she simply replied 'my boyfriend did a bad thing to me, the pastor asked, did he slap you? She said No, did he beat you? She said No, the pastor hugged her; did he do this to you? She said No, the pastor kissed her; did he do this to you? She said no, the pastor laid her down and had great classic sex with her; did he do this to you? She said No....what did he do then? She said he gave me AIDS. The pastor fainted.
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